my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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