i would punch a child for taco bell
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Randomize
