Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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