That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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