Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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