didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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