I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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