Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Randomize
