I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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