Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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