Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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