Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
