She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
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