i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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