he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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