1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Randomize
