I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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