My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Of course I have a pirate flag
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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