I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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