Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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