my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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