I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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