Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
It's never too late to be topless.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
