5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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