How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
The power of my boobs compel you
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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