Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Randomize
