Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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