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Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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