im gay
i know
yea but for you.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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