do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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