walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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