Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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