Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
this just has baby written all over it
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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