Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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