life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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