At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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