I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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