Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Randomize
