yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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