I am spending my child support on dildos
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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