i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
4 words: hood of his car
Hippo gnu deer
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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