Christians are straight up FREAKS
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize