Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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