Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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