So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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