Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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