it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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