We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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