well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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