Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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