nut hugger
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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