A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
only if we run a train.
done.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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