are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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