We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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