do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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