I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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